Back at BITS

I cannot write poems, else you would be in for a poem now. Recently I had been invited by the Director of BITS Pilani-Hyd campus, to be a part of the insti's program to felicitate its alum in civil services. Luckily, I could make it. During the function, just like the other bureaucrats of a feather I too was invited to take my seat on the dais. Yes, really. As I tried to take a good look at the auditorium seats, students and lights from the stage, nothing that was actually there entered my mind - I could only see myself, much younger, around 15 kg lighter, sitting in a corner in a pair of dirty jeans, an insti T-shirt and of course, the standard Hawaii chappals. 

Though the second-best alternative to a poem is not presenting the stuff in bullet points, that is what I'm going to do now:
  • Truly believe in: Every saint has a past; Every sinner has a future. That is the only way by which you can make sense of a country's topnotch engineering insti sending an invitation to one of its poor students (me). Yes, some 15 years flowed. But it happened. Just keep going till you find your zone. There is (sun)light at the end of the tunnel. Caution: I am not trying to make it fashionable and say - college acads is not important, just enjoy, and endure the mess food. No. I am saying just the opposite. Graduate courses are very important - even if you don't like them. Get the basics right. The world will open up more easily for you.
  • (I will try to be 100% objective here...) At the function, all of us missed S.Nagarajan, an extraordinary alum of BITS-Pilani, and my brother. He belonged to the 1996-2002 batch of EEE. You just have to browse through the latest UPSC Annual Report to realise that when it comes to the number of selections in the civil service exams, among the 200-odd institutions that produce civil servants, BITS-Pilani ranks 15 - much ahead of most of the IITs, and above all the NITs. But things were so different as early as a decade back. If you look at the pre-2005 batches, there is only a handful of BITS alum in the civil services. The GRE/CAT routes were the most popular ones in the campus. But a (almost) ten-pointer fighting it out, and finally achieving the unimaginable All India Rank One in 2005 and entering the system - made many others just step aside for a moment and take a close look at bureaucracy as a career option. As the cliche goes, the rest is history...Now there are more than 70 civil servants from BITS, and most of them are from 2007-batch downwards. There have been many top rankers too. And I'm not trying to be humble here.
  • I can now empathise with those irritating men and women in the auditoriums and cinema theatres, who could not resist talking, murmuring and annoying others while the show was very much on. I was seated next to the guy, who was the students' union Prez during my times. A professional troupe was performing some old Hindi numbers. Mooz and me went non-stop; in spite of several scornful glances from an elderly lady seated in the front row. (I'm sorry madam.) Mooz was one of the most articulate students of the campus; way ahead of others. We were meeting after donkey's years. In the interim he had put all his energy in Pennywise Solutions, a tech startup; Recently it became a part of O&M. Cool. Amazing. Happy. I also fondly remember him as the senior who ragged me in the early days.
  • One of our illustrious alum, Ms.Anu Hassan, had come down to compere the function. It was a great evening, and a real pleasure to interact with her. Best wishes to all her creative ventures, and hoping to see her more often in Tamil films.
  • It was nice to take a walk around the campus around midnight. During our days, (...I hate that phrase), the gates of the girls' hostel closed at 11 PM; And there was no time limit for the boys. Here, the girls' gate closed at midnight, and boys had to be inside their rooms by 2 AM. (Yes, it is funny.) In the trademark BITS style the Hyd campus too has been generously created with a lot of open space. No corners cut. Interestingly, unlike the Goa campus where the hostels had been named tastelessly as 'A', 'B', etc. or something like that, in Hyd they have retained the names of the Pilani campus. Sounded nice. Relived. 
  • Punctuating the campus, are the oldest rocks of the planet, the Archaen age granites and gneisses. The way the rocks have been left to merge with the overall architectural layout of the campus is just beautiful, thoughtful too.
  • A few students were hanging out in the audi, clicking snaps with the likes of 5D, 60D, etc. They were a part of Dopy (Department of Photography), that used to cover the events even during our days. It used to be fun, we did not have professional photographers, Dopy guys managed the photo coverage of most events. Soon after the functions, Dopy will have the photos displayed and you can place order for your snaps. In about 3-4 days you will find the copies neatly placed inside an envelope and seamlessly slipped under your room door. No cash payment hassles, it will get added to your mess bill. Now, this Dopy guy says I could download the photos from Google Drive. I was not a part of Dopy, I belonged to the Photog Club that did not have the mandate to cover the events. Photog was there - just for the heck of it.
  • The Pilani DNA of single room occupancy and 0% attendance has been preserved in Hyd too. 
  • As one of my friends pointed out during the walk, it looks like there is an itching need for a dozen or two road-side benches in the campus. During the day the guys hang out in places like canteen, computer centre, library, corridors, etc. but much after the sunset many of the students seem to prefer the roads and pavements. They just sit bang on the roads in circles that looked like some outdoor antakshari program. Groups of different sizes lie scattered all over the campus roads, something resembling a dharna. It was a cool thing too; sitting on the road and chatting the entire night out. But I'm sure tar and Hyd summer do not gel well. Liberal helping of white marble benches would be just fine. Any sponsors?
  • It was refreshing to across two students aspiring for a career in politics. Best wishes guys! 
  • The event was to celebrate the 10th Foundation Day of the campus, and also to felicitate the BITSian-civil servants. Mr.BVR Mohan Reddy, the founder-MD of Cyient, and former Chairman-NASSCOM, was the Chief Guest of the function. Among others, a 1975-batch IAS officer-alum, Mr.Chandramouli, graced the occasion. Incidentally, it was also the farewell day of around 400 graduating students. 
  • It was also a week prior to the start of the dreaded Compre (semester exams). ANC (All Night Canteen) was booming. 
I also got one more thing to add, when you have a really, really early morning flight to catch at an airport that is miles and miles away - better have someone to give a wake up call to the cab driver.

Theri

Ajith's Veeram and Vijay's Jilla released on the same date - 10 January 2014. Though there was a moment of confusion deciding on the movie to watch the first day-first show - mainly due to the Mohanlal factor - I easily ended up with the Ajith-starrer. Today, there was no such difficulty; it was an Atlee-Vijay movie Vs. No-Ajith movie. I don't think there is any other audience in the country that is almost equally fond of a director as it is of a star. Yes, the director's title card too received a fair round of whistles and applause. But I'm sure, in the end none of those cheerboys would have felt happy about his impulsive act at the start. There is no Raja Rani effect in Theri (Spark). Atlee has been engulfed by the Vijay flame. And ilaya thalapathi walks away with one more story of revenge in his kitty. But the slight twists and the toning down of heroism the movie has attempted, make it stand a little ahead of the likes of Thirupachi, Sivakasi, et al - though not altogether in a different turf. Theri is very much a Vijay drama, drenched in mother-sister-daughter-wife-lover-allotherkindsofladies-sentiment, mindless action with lots of fat goondas, preachy dialogues, logic-free script, and crazily colourful songs.


The film opens with the now famous father-daughter song sequence, but don't expect anything new here. Its all about placing the stock montages of dancing in the rain, pillow-fight, usual pranks, etc. But you have to give it to Baby Nainika; she has the spark; she has the genes too. Soon the script meanders and you are left to wonder, what is happening! And you expect things to pickup at least after the Baasha-effect scene at the police station. But, sorry. More than anything you can feel the lack of creativity as the dialogs and scenes lavishly rely on comical references to many movies like Thupaaki, Raja Rani, Aadukalam and Balakumara. Finally, you arrive at the back story of the dad-girl duo, and the chilling past of Joseph Kuruvilla - he was the daredevil DCP Vijay Kumar. In his earlier version, his close ones are killed in cold blood by Vanamalai (Mahendran, director). (The line broadly resembles Yennai Arindhal). But, for some emotional and cinematic reasons the DCP does not avenge their deaths, and instead prefers to live incognito as a Kuruvilla selling some bakery items in a remote village in Kerala, along with his department driver (Rajendran). Soon, incidents are created for the baker to wear khaki and become the cop, the dreaded DCP Vijay Kumar again. But there is some kind of a novelty here, if you may call so. (No more spoilers). Soon, the procedure of revenge unfolds lazily in the autopilot mode - but, the movie lives on. How?! Just like Indian thaatha making a call from abroad before the end credits, the DCP also continues to live in the farthest corners of the country and perform the job of a police-appointed vigilante, something similar to even the nextdoor Anniyan and Kandasamy. (Don't worry it is not as bad as it sounds).

The director has gone back to his mentor Shankar's mould - the group songs have hundreds of side artists clad in rainbow dresses, and some basic CG work. Some of the songs dazzle to the point of creating a wave of nausea in the theatre. The movie is GV Prakash's 50th film as a composer and he has done a decent job; though some of the tunes have the potential to take you back to the past. It is unfortunate that even with a good artist for comedy like Vijay, the director has not been able to make use of it. Though there is humour, everything looks pale before the Raja Rani or Ghilli comedy sequences. But Mahendran, as an actor, deserves special mention. He shines in the limited footage he gets. He oozes evil. Samantha has done a repeat of Thangamagan and zillion other similar movies she has done. Other artists like Radhika, Amy Jackson, Prabhu, etc. are also present. Some scenes like the one in the hospital after the rape are really moving. And there is good enough violence sprinkled too. 

Theri is strictly for Vijay fans. 
- and that is the single most flaw of the movie.
Hope Kabali does not turn out to be a Rajni cinema.

Long live numherhology

All parents wish the best for their kids and they do not mind following the words of a numerologist - if they felt it would help their children somewhere, sometime, in some way. Here are some time-pass insights into the numerology-based baby names trending in Chennai. The data is from the Chennai Corporation birth registration portal. The charts below have English letters in their horizontal axis, the vertical bars denote the number of babies that have been named starting with the corresponding letter. Blue charts are for boys; and as I could not find a pink bar readily, we are going to have orange charts for the girl babies. The fun study covers only the babies that were born to Hindu parents; and the babies for whom the names have been finalised. 

January 1, 2015:
159 boys and 152 baby girls were born on the new year day. Out of the names finalised for 110 baby boys born to Hindu parents, 72 names start with the letter 'A'; The second choice is 'L' and the names of 11 baby boys start with the letter. To stretch it a bit, 75% of the parents covered have named their boys starting with the letter 'A' or 'L'. The corresponding figure for girl babies is 73%. Visible hand of numerology. Coming to the names, 'Akhilesh' and 'Ashwanth' are the top picks for the boys; 'Akshaya' and 'Ashmitha' are popular among the girls. 



September 1, 2015: 
Maximum number of parents have decided on 'D' and 'S' as the lucky mascots of the day. Out of the 87 girls, 40 have been named starting with the letter 'S', 'D' comes a distant second with '21' occurrences. Incidentally, numerology is gender-proof. It does not matter if you were blessed with a baby boy or a girl, only what mattered was the baby's birth date. 'Sai..' and 'Sri..' take the top positions among the boys, and 'Sanjana' steals the limelight on the other side.



October 1, 2015: 
Like 01/01/2015, it seems as per the expert advice, 'A' and 'L' are the to-go letters of the date. But here, the frequency of 'L' is more pronounced compared to the first day of the year. 'Ashwanth/Ashwath' is the leader now, replacing 'Akhilesh'. But among the girls, Akshaya' is still at the top, though 'Avanthika' is giving her company now. 'Lakshitha' is the most popular in 'L'. To be noted, the numerologists here generally mention the starting sound/letters in Tamil, and not in English. Say, the expert will say 'Ka' or 'Kr' as pronounced in Tamil, and not necessarily the English letter 'K'. And, apart from the handed out auspicious first letters, there may also be conditions imposed on the overall spelling and phonetics too. At times, such terms turn the joy of naming a baby into a struggle inside a sentimental quagmire; and even a 'Sundar' can turn into 'Sundherr'.



November 1, 2015: 
'K' and 'S' are the hot favourites; Close to two thirds of the babies have been named with these starting letters. Even among the boys, there is a lot of variety in 'S' names. 'Sanjay' tops the list. You will also come across many 'Kavin' and 'Kamlesh'. Among the girls, 'Sadhana' is the show-stopper, while 'Kanishka' is not far behind. 



December 1, 2015: 
Out of the 80 baby boys covered, '30' babies have been named with 'D' as the starting letter. Among the names, "Darshan' wins hands down. Talking of the 68 baby girls, out of the 27 'D' names, 'Diya' tops the list. Perhaps, 2-3 decades earlier it would have been a 'Divya' or 'Deepa'. Every December, we all hear about superstar Rajni fanatics trying to get their babies delivered on December 12 even if there was a slight medical possibility. But surprisingly, among all the names registered in Chennai on 12/12/2015 - there is not one single baby named after the matinee idol. Even 12/12/12 does not have any Rajni.



Today, Chennai city will see another about 280 babies being born. And I will not be surprised if there are many cute and naughty 'Diyas' and 'Darshans' around. 

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